Java 2012
JAVA
 Leave me alone, that's not snow, it's ice. You know what happens when I walk on ice. Last year I limped for a week. I'm not walking, you can't make me. |
JAVA
 Look, you put the food down.. I took
a nap before eating.. then the food
was gone, and the only way it got gone was the dog.... I'm sick of this... |
JAVA
 Sure.. I do want to go for a walk. Why do you always ask me that? Do you think I would say no? I've tried to tell you before how annoying I find your paternalistic treatment of me. I walk because I want too. |
JAVA
 It's bad enough Wally and Bear see me like
this. Tank and Mya walk by too. You humiliate me in front of other dogs... why do you have to publish it for the world... and why can't my pink blanky be on top... I am a girl dog. |
JAVA
 I understand this is the last bit of sun for
several days. I am trying to enjoy it. Then
the sun will be gone for several weeks is what I understand, so for heaven's sake leave me alone for a change, I just want to sleep in the sun. |
JAVA
 I've told you before, I don't where she is, what she does or why you care. I'm a cat. Do you think I care about the dog? |
JAVA
 Yeh, it's 2012 and what exactly is that supposed to mean? I want to know why you won't let me eat the leftover cat food anymore. What is that about? My upset stomach had nothing to do with what I eat. I resent your making decisions about my diet. |
