Cooter! 2012
Cooter! 2011
2011 is HERE, 2010 is HERE, 2009 is HERE.
2011 is HERE, 2010 is HERE, 2009 is HERE.
| Cooter Dog He's a good boy!  Look, yes, I do have a sense of smell 10,000 times stronger than you, and yes, I can smell food through a foot of dirt, but throwing a hand full of bacon crumbles into the snow is just being an asshole. |
| Cooter Dog He's a good boy!  OK, I get it now, you aren't crazy, you're actually talking to someone else on that little gadget, someone who isn't here instead of me who is standing right in front of you. You aren't nuts, you're just rude. Is that it? |
| Cooter Dog He's a good boy!  Wrong! "Dog Day Afternoon." Still my turn: 1997, De Niro and Hoffman. Wrong! "Wag the Dog". Still my turn, 1959, Fred MacMurry and Annette Funicello... |
| Cooter Dog He's a good boy!  Mittens? How cute! Go ahead, try to do something with them on. Ha! Now you're in my world, pal. |
| Cooter Dog He's a good boy!  See, no matter how fast I whirl around, my tail manages to jump out of the way just in time, as though my ass knows what my head is thinking! This is how I see human politics. |
| Cooter Dog He's a good boy!  I suppose I'm wondering why it doesn't put itself away, you're so dexterous and all. |
| Cooter Dog He's a good boy!  That's right, they're dog's farts, and it's going to keep happening if you keep feeding me cabbage. |
